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Fine restaurant customers to rate my butt

Have you ever been to an Brazilian of Hungarian restaurant and found that people are peeping at your butt and want to rate it? I don't think I'm imagining that people are looking at my bottom and judging my booty . For example, when there is a wife and husband couple, the husband always looks my way and looks down like I dropped something. But he only looks over when his wife goes to the bathroom or looks away.
The last time this happened was when I was at Golden Peacock in downtown West Humpsburg. It was a fine, top class type of joint. Many of the customers are well to do. I've seen Justin Beaver, Cher, and Lady Gaga there. I think the food is very good, but the atmosphere is what makes the place special.

Anyway I was there with my girlfriend, who is also attractive like me, and we ordered oysters on the half shell. While we were waiting for our oysters a waiter came up and handed me a note. I opened the paper and to my surprise it said "nice pair down there". At first I thought someone was commenting on my breasts. But when I looked around the room, there was a gentleman in his 30's looking right me and smiling. He kept signaling with his eyes a kind of up and down motion, pointing to my rear end. I didn't know what to think.

Rear End Pranks

I thought about showing the note to my friend, but decided not to. After all this was a very classy joint. Instead I decided to excuse myself and goto the restroom. After I relieved myself I exited the restroom and returned to my chair. But before I could get there someone grabbed my bottom. It was the same guy who apparently wrote the note. I felt offended so I slapped him on the cheeks. He started to laugh and I though to myself what kind of a joker is this anyway?

All of a sudden an entire filming crew came out from the back door and this guy with a microphone came up to me. He said he was from Candid Camera and the whole thing was a prank. Everyone broke down laughing, including myself. I did not know what to say. I was a little bit relieved, but also a little pissed. I spontaneously pulled up my skirt,  exposed my bottom, and pulled my crack wide. I bent down so the crew could see my moist pink anus and yelled out "rate this asshole".

Income from My Sexy Fanny

I am sexy girl with luscious legs and tender thighs, among other hot body parts. Instead of wasting my money at overpriced eating establishments I decided I need profit from my looks. So far my female body parts were open to the public for free viewing. A Latin friend of mine advised that I take some chest shots and send them into 18 and an erotic gallery in the artsy part of town.  They have imaginative images of all sorts including lesbian, milf scenes, and bottoms in underwear pics. Better yet my friend suggested doing a vid cam of my curvy lines to submit.

I don’t think my mom or husband would approve, but I’m mature enough to use my naked or partially naked body as I see fit. My teacher and college professor would probably give me a lecture, but I’m an adult now. If I want to prance around in lingerie or shorts or show of my tattoo and pubes, that is my business. In fact my tat on my buns gets a lot of suggestive comments.

Well, by fanny is my best asset so to speak. So we took some pics of my soft smooth buttocks then my coworker’s wife sketched it out. Japanese are good at that, and they have popularized Asian sex scenes into drawings like manga or hentai. They have hard core scenes like anal sex and kinky stuff. We submitted the naughty sketches to the gallery and waited. Finally I got a phone call and saying someone wanted to hire me. Me in the modeling business, imagine that. Wow. They told me to come in immediately.

I as kind of nervous and I primped all evening before the meeting. I got a haircut, manicure, and shaved my arm pits and both nose nostrils. I drove to find the best lipstick and body eye liner I could find at K-mart. They had some alligator high heels and I put them in my cart. Their diamond jewelry was on sale for only $19.99 a pair. What a bargain I couldn't resist. I assume they were real because they sparkled just like like glass.

The next day I showed up early. My bum was firm and ready for review. This guy in a three piece suit walked out. He said he wanted me to be his executive secretary and handed me his business card. It was labeled Golden Peacock. I couldn't see myself sorting papers and organizing files so I turned it down. I enrolled myself in college to study biomedical engineering.

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